Kellen Gray Borden

I'm the new little dude in town.  I'm not sure I know exactly where I am, but I guess I don't need to know everything.  I used to be alot cozier before though, and this breathing air thing is odd. 

I hang out with these 2 big people now.  The bigger one looks kinda goofy but I think he's alright.  They both talk nonsense at me though and they insist on subjecting me to these strange rituals.  Take the puffy underwear for example.  What's with the puffy underwear?  And just when I'm feeling my very best - that's when they rip all my clothes off, give me a cold butt, and then give me new puffy underwear.  Weird.  But they do feed me, and they do give me fuzzy stuff to cuddle up to so I have to give em that much.  I'll figure them out some day.

Anyway, I'm rambling.  For all you statistical junkies out there - a little about myself:

I underwent a drastic environmental change on October 4th - 7:45 in the morning from what they say.  I was 'born'(?) at this place called the Madison Birth Center in Middleton Wisconsin.  This is a rather nifty place if you ask me.  I included a link to their website here somewhere if you're curious.  Anyway - I was 6 lbs - 3 oz and 18 inches tall - a whole foot and a half (and getting bigger).  I have lots of dark hair and I have dark blue eyes that people say will probably change.  I don't know though.

I hear "labor" is a hot question.  6 hours from start to finish.  I think the big people thought it was going to be a lot longer and bigger deal but boy were they surprised.  The big guy says he thought I was gonna get 'born' in his 'Nissan' or something like that.

Before we get to the pictures of me for you visual people out there, can I just say 'Thank You' for the fuzzy stuff you gave me, and for the clothes, and for the toys that I'm not quite coordinated enough to play with yet?  Oh yeah - and for the food you gave the big people.  If they eat - I eat!

Email me sometime!